Michelle was the delightful companion to Louise and Jason of the Irish "Erin Sersha" Contingent.
Michelle was stunning one envening in a blonde wig and possess a photograph of me and her for which I have decided I will pay for the return, as agreed, solely for the look on my stupid face.
(Joking, joking.)
Michelle was beset with suitors, some redolent swine like Penelope's court before the return of Ulysses. She spurned all despite early pornographic promises made in a drunken welcoming celebration cut from the cloth of Riél and Dumont returning after sixty days of hunting buffalo meeting with the Hudsons Bay Company Factor and distributing pay for the many tons of pemmican the fur traders consumed or buried,.. consumed along with the whiskey, as did we, as did we.
Michelle had her knitting kneedles and wool taken away from her at the Las Vegas Airport for fear she would knit an Afgan.
